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Muppet Wars

Two traders planning their A.M. market strategy. TRADER #1:  The client just called. I transferred the muppet to the Investment Adviser’s assistant. She’s a muppet too. ASSISTANT:  (on the telephone with client)  I’m sorry, but your trade has already settled. CLIENT:  Cancel … Continue reading

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Copycat

My cat curled up on my laptop keyboard. She is really jealous because I spend so much time looking at my computer screen and not her. She grabs my wrist with her little “cat’s paws” and bites my arm to … Continue reading

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